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Yay for me for being obese (their lable, not mine) and having normal stats!

blood pressure - 119/74
blood sugar - fasting is in the 70s, post meal is 100-120
cholesterol - good
triglycerides - good

(Sorry I don’t have numbers for the last two, but they have been checked and are fine.)